I STILL don't understand why
When looking at a picture of a woman in a skirt, if I tip it up and look at it sideways, why I can't see up her skirt.

If anyone would like to try and explain this to me, I'd be most grateful, as I've been trying to work it out since I was 6 or so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:33, 16 replies)

Left click works on many websites I visit.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:37, closed)

I still duck down a bit to get a better look at a scrum if I'm watching rugby on telly.
Can't help myself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:45, closed)

So what you're saying is that you're more interested in looking at rugby players' arses than up women's skirts?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:46, closed)

Yes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:46, closed)

You
are sucking all the joy out of this website. Plenty of people would have loved to imply that you were bender, and you've stolen their fun.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:15, closed)

I'm awful.
I've just been gaz'd that a number of upset locals have been running to one of the dreary old men to protect them from me. True story, tragically.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:31, closed)

Well,
someone has to stand up to you, I suppose. You've reduced me to tears, right here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 23:56, closed)

I'm sure uncle dreary will give you a dusty shoulder to cry on.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:47, closed)

GET OFF MY WEBSITE!
Is he in charge here, then? I'm genuinely confused - if he's a mod, why hasn't he banned you (and all the other nasty /talk trolls)?
Or is he just playing David to your Goliath?

No, wait, I get it: /qotw are ganging up on you, and you are the real victim of a hateful campaign of internet bullying. For shame, b3ta! For shame!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:09, closed)

I think I'd better go and ask on off topic.
That can't possibly go wrong.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:21, closed)

I for one have been forced to kill my entire family, including the dog, the cat, and the wombat, because of your replies.
I've put my foot through the telly, and I'm sending YOU the bill!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:05, closed)

Your cat attacked my pet duck and I'm sending YOU the bill.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, closed)

Oh you blithering asshole.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:44, closed)

You're probably stereo-blind
Most people can see up the skirts in photos quite nicely, but about 1 in 8 people can't. I'm guessing you're one of them.

You probably don't get much out of 3D movies either, I suspect. Same thing.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:05, closed)

Aha! That's what it is!
You're right - I don't get anything out of 3D movies - I don't use my right eye, really, due to having an operation on it when I was a kid, and 3D relying on one eye seeing one thing and the right t'other, and the brain matching it.

Same for those "Magic Eye" things ("It's a schooner").

So! What IS up a lady's skirt, then?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:42, closed)

Secrets and lies...
...just secrets and lies.

And pants.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, closed)