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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful; magical.
And all the birds in the trees, they'd be singing so happily,
Oh - joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep; the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what I've learned?
I know it sounds absurd, but please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable, Respectable, presentable, a vegtable!

At night, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run so deep for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd, but please tell me who I am.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:54, 5 replies)
I bought a record, once.
It was round.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:57, closed)
Cute. Have you told your grandchildren?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:58, closed)
I'm saving it
for my deathbed.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, closed)
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be...
Supertramp
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:22, closed)
this seems appropriate
as it's raining again
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, closed)

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