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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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I believed that whether or not I enjoyed a film as a child
Could be used as a practical benchmark by which to judge later prequels to the film.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:56, closed)
Fucking Trekkies.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:04, closed)
It's OK, but the pointy ears can chafe
and tribbles aren't machine-washable
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:09, closed)
Taxi for Mr Lucas!

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:09, closed)
The fat bald gay.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:29, closed)
No you're thinking of Mo Mowlam.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:38, closed)
I'm always thinking of Mo Mowlam.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:48, closed)
You are Mo Mowlam.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:53, closed)
You wish, big boy.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:02, closed)
Oh shut up, mum.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:27, closed)
Findus Krispy Pancakes for tea.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:32, closed)
These aren't the boys you're looking for

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:39, closed)
this sort of bullying is why he retired and they'll never make 7-9 now
i hope your happy
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:42, closed)
They're all shit.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:47, closed)
my favourite was the one with the teddy bears

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:07, closed)
That's my favourite,
as I'm happy to view it as a family film, rather than some dead serious space opera.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:33, closed)
its not really my favourite
haha got you, made you look like a right fool haven't i?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:26, closed)
I disagree
Episodes 4 and 5 were good films, the rest range from questionable to the longest toy adverts ever made.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:09, closed)
Wrong. They were just childish nonsense.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:14, closed)
I envy the generation that grows up in a popular culture unsaturated by the fucking shit.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:53, closed)
Oh shut up, mum.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:27, closed)
Fuck yeah!
Power Rangers FTW!
(, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:51, closed)
If they'd ran with the original script for ROTJ it would have been awesome.
Han Solo was supposed to die a meaningless death on Endor, despite just being rescued. Luke then goes to confront his father in a rage, with the audience genuinely concerned that he might turn to the dark side. Meanwhile, Leia commands the mission to destroy the shield generator alone, and in her grief and desperation, with the help of ghost Yoda, draws upon Jedi powers she didn't know she had.

Sod the Ewoks, the problem with ROTJ is that the script was butchered for the sake of a toy franchise. You can still see traces of the originally intended character arcs in the film, but without Solo's death, none of it really makes sense or hits home. The 'Leia is a Jedi' revelation goes nowhere, and we don't for a minute think that Luke might actually butcher his dad and join the Emperor, even to save his friends.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:34, closed)
Bumping off Han
and turning Leia into a Sith is a bit dark.
Besides, it needs more CGI Dewbacks.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:41, closed)
I think that for a significant part of it
Leia should have been naked.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:43, closed)
Three words.
Jar Jar B****
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:03, closed)
Third best character in the entire franchise.

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:43, closed)
Watto is best.
Anti-semitism trumps racism, any day.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:44, closed)
You can't be talking about Star Wars
because they never made a sequel to Star Wars LALALALALALALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:39, closed)
Hence my employment of the word "prequel".

(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:44, closed)

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