What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
Before the age of 7 or so, because none of the women I encountered
seemed to have ventured into the exciting world of Playtex Lift & Separate bras, I could not picture what the bit of the chest between their breasts looked like because it was always hidden where they are pushed together.
The only thing I could imagine was not just a continuity of flesh, but two patches where the skin was missing to reveal what looked necrotic crossed with compressed dog food.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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You are HR Giger
and I claim my five pounds.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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* googles
He looks like an evil Benny Hill
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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five poundssinister-looking vulva
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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And that didn't put you off girls?
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TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:36,
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I think I know her
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bblgoose, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:57,
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I always imagined
that the underside of breasts got dusty.
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