I'm told it's perfectly normal
to examine your shit before you wipe and flush.

Apparently it's childish to take a photo of your stinky labours and text it to your mates with the title: Loch Ness Monster Spotted in North London Toilet Bowl Shocker!!!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:06, 7 replies)

I like this
Because I do it!

I mainly text them to Spikeypickle, and bluetooth them to mates!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:09, closed)

He sent me a beauty just the other day
I had a hangover and it made me feel sick. It was like a can of beans with a few large sausages in the mix.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:11, closed)

You're not as funny as you think you are.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:09, closed)

yes
he is
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:31, closed)

I don't know how funny he thinks he is
But most everyone else seems to think he's a gas.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:01, closed)

Your comment
adds nothing to this thread

My comment on your comment is better.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 6:11, closed)

The super poo
My lodger left this in the bowl one morning - after 8 flushes I thought I'd better record it for posterity...


( snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:52, closed)