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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I work in the construction industry, there are a few perks, liquid lunches, knocking off early with the pretense of 'going to carry out a site visit' and the joy of afternoons spent oggling attractive ladies from first floor scaffolding.

Occasionally i'm entrusted with designing something, I was recently asked to redesign a service yard. Keen to impress I read up on required passing distances and the turning circle of an artic lorry etc, I then crafted my 'excellent' design. Only the very second I'd finished drawing it up I realised that what I had infact designed was a massive cock and balls threaded between the backs of the shops either side of the yard.

I've put it in for planning permission, give me six weeks and i'll tell you how it went.


Road names changed to protect the innocent my job
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:04, 8 replies)
It will get through!
I'm a CAD monkey, and have had several plans similar to yours approved. Let me know though, as mine have mainly been Cheshire and Liverpool. Take that, society!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:14, closed)
where is it then?

*folds arms and taps foot*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:15, closed)
I will upload it
upon my return to work on the moro
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:24, closed)
you can only write 'click 'i like this' and i'll...'
if the sentence ends with you being a girl and promising to show us all your pants
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:02, closed)
Excrement, I'm an engineer in the north west and have been looking for a reason to craft a cock and balls, best I've come up is a arrangement of pile caps but alas my great work will never be seen :(
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:01, closed)
writing "click 'I like this' " at the end
is like dropping a turd in the pint of your reader. Don't stoop to such beggary, your story stands on its own merit.

I'll click when you edit it.

EDIT: Excellent work on the plan, duly clicked :)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:24, closed)
A thousand
grovelling apologies...
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:47, closed)
time for an app
why doesn't someone come up with something that shows all the filth of the streets from google maps
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:09, closed)

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