Yesterday
I moved to university in London. My parents loaded my stuff into the car, drove me 300 miles and dropped me off. Dad came with me while I enrolled, but got bored of queuing and decided to wander off, telling me he'd be out the front of the main building.
Fifteen minutes later, all enrolled, I walk out to where he said he'd be and...nothing. He's not there. I walk up and down and round and round and still nothing. A kindly student ambassador comes over and says 'Are you alright?'
20 years old, first day of university, first day of my new independent life outside the family home (I have my own set of pans and everything) and what comes out of my mouth in the panicked tone of a toddler whose mum isn't by the cheese in Sainsbury's any more?
'I've lost my dad!'
(and now for someone completely different, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:00, 3 replies)

chuckles
pig tails too?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:07, closed)

That's pretty funny:D

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:14, closed)

Did they
give you a cup of juice and a tissue to make everything better.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:43, closed)