pisterine.
I like urinate in peoples mouthwash at parties. Not too much, I dont want it changing colour or overpowering the smell too much, just enough to be satisfied they will gargle my piss for weeks.
(secretlemonadedrinker, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 15:22, 8 replies)

You
prick.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 15:51, closed)

eh?
"...Not too much..."

Yeah, nobody want's to be the sort of cunt who puts too much piss in someones mouth wash, do they?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:25, closed)

Do you do this because you dislike the person who's invited you to their party?
If so, then there's not many people I know who'd invite someone they didn't like to a house party.

There's not many people I know who'd attend a party which was hosted by someone they didn't like.

So you're either spiteful, have very few friends, or both.

Still made me chuckle though, especially the 'piss-to-mouthwash' percentage, sounds like you've mastered your trick to perfection.

Question is, how have you tested your Piss percentage theory? The colour I could understand, but how did you work out how much was required before the taste becomes noticable?
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:54, closed)

Fucking twat.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:25, closed)

thats extremely unpleasant.
I hope you get caught and raped to death by pirates...
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 1:36, closed)

I suppose you're just trying to turn everyone else into secret lemonade drinkers.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 7:54, closed)

Hey
Would you like to come to my party?

Or perhaps not?

Nasty
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:29, closed)

Another one struggling
with the cunt/childish dichotomy.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:33, closed)