Flim-Flam has just reminded me
Of the most novel way I have ever been woken up. It was the time my friend dropped my other friend's cat on my face. The cat went mad and cut my forehead open, stopping just short of my eye. I also went mad, but that was because I'd just gone from being fast asleep to being assaulted. What did my friend do next, bearing in mind that I was bleeding, angry and still three quarters asleep?

That's right. He dropped the cat on my face again.
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:06, 3 replies)

I'm sorry,
but I just snorted with laughter so hard I got cola up my nose and it's all bubbly and owwies.

/chuckles
/snorts again.
/clicks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 9:14, closed)

I'm trying desperately to....
...stifle my chuckles in an office full of management and clients!

Have a *click*.
(the_greeze last slapped a cheeky kid on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:20, closed)

I'm sorry too..
but...^^what they said^...^
( MademoiselleDave is drunk and on the internet again on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:40, closed)