Singing songs with some of the words replaced by rectum.

Examples include:

It's the final rectum [countdown]!

Hi-ho silver rectum [lining].

Mysterious rectum [girl].

I find that even the crappest songs can actually be made quite good by this technique.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:47, 7 replies)

Variety
Glad I'm not the only one, but I rarely use rectum. My contribution would be:

It's the final buttplug!

More disturbing is when I find myself turning the songs from my son's innocent children shows into horrible litanies of sin and vice:

Dora, Dora, Dora, the crack-whore-a!
(bergec is filled with inertia, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:07, closed)

Google "Rule 34" if you want disturbing.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:19, closed)

Yep...
I use the words 'Dog Jizz' or 'Smelly Bumhole'- I even do that Hi-Ho one, but its 'Hi-Ho, Smelly Bumhole/A reeking pit of bumsmell'

My Mrs is very understanding
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:17, closed)

Not forgetting the classic
While my rectum gently weeps

sorry
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:27, closed)

Fantastic!

*click*
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:56, closed)

Soft Smell
Try replacing "love" with "rectum" in Tainted Love. I dare you to get halfway through without collapsing
(The Sausage Tree "Snort...Huh?...Shit", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:19, closed)

oh yes
i do that too, only using the word 'anus'
(bomb, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:03, closed)