Unlocked screens
If someone in work leaves their screen unlocked, the old classic is CTRL+ALT+arrow key. This will tilt someones screen in whichever direction you choose and provide sometimes hours of fun while the person figures out what they've done.

The other boredom-killer for me is if someone goes on lunch and they haven't locked their screen, send an e-mail from them to everyone in the office telling them they now feel the need to come out of the closet but decided to do it in e-mail form as they don't want to have awkward conversations with everyone in the office about this.
It can take weeks for it to filter back to the person involved.
And you can sit back and watch the news spread around the whole company while no-one wants to mention it to the person.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:42, 4 replies)

untrusting b3tans
hmm I thought, Ctrl-Alt-Arrow... Ibet thats some cunning ply to get us to something nasty to our machine, so I googled it before trying and woo hoo, it rotates the screen, thats awesome!!
(cornishbob is going to hell on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:52, closed)

Doesn't work for me.
Is it because I'm using SharpE shell instead of Explorer?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 20:36, closed)

Boy, that escalated quickly...
It jumped up a notch.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 20:47, closed)

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anoterh good 1

if you find a unlocked computer ( my office has loads ) google up pictures of real fat women and use the picture as a wallpaper

so far this month someones had...

hairy armpit women
several morbidly obese *models*
bondage dwarves
a picture of 2 dogs fucking
a pic of a horse halfway through a shit
and a swirling hypnotise spinning circle thingy


still he leaves it unlocked.
(skut_monkey, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:07, closed)