Yawn rape!
The woman who wants to be the next Mrs 3in7 is adept at the yawn rape, catching me out at least three or four times a week.

Having put up with it for 9 months now I managed to exact my revenge this morning. As she yawned her way through a cup of tea I approached from behind my finger coated with a thick layer of butter and Marmite!

I don't think she's going to try again !!
(Biff..., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:14, 6 replies)

*boik*
Marmite?

*boiks again*
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:25, closed)

yawn rape really pisses me off
I have had to have serious words with my other half about doing it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:02, closed)

huh?
ok - i have to ask - what exactly is a yawn rape?!
(brumguvnor www.twitter.com/brumguvnor, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:42, closed)

.
person yawns , other person puts their finger inside the yawners mouth
(Cov Boy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:49, closed)

This is
fantastic..

*clicks and dips fingers in tobasco sauce, then waits for wife to wake up..*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:14, closed)

I am
Obsessed with attempted yawn rape to the other half. She is wise to my wicked ways though, and is on constant yawn rape alert. Bitch.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:13, closed)