I can think of only one thing worse than having an office Christmas party.
Having a fortieth birthday party at the office. People chip in a few quid for a shit cake and a card and everyone sings happy birthday and eats a slice of said shit cake before getting back to doing their boring jobs. That must be so depressing.

Sorry to everyone who works in an office, your Christmas party is probably really good and no-one is just loading up on free booze before they go out to meet their real friends.

Also, is Shambo still here? Or that mad Aussie with all the accounts? How about that Marshmallow bloke? They were entertaining. Sometimes this place can get a bit dull. Not quite UsVsThem dull but it could happen.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 0:14, 8 replies)

Wherever I've worked, the office party always seems to fall on my birthday.
I gave up on birthdays nearly 20 years ago.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Dec 2014, 0:17, closed)

I'm sorry for what has happened to you.
Instead of giving up on birthdays you should give up on offices.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 0:33, closed)

I gave up on the birthdays too.

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Dec 2014, 1:12, closed)

im still here

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 20 Dec 2014, 7:59, closed)

You aren't the real mad Aussie, or you would have sent me pictures of my wife and kids.

(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 12:33, closed)

The Aussie is gone,
Shambo is on /ot, and fuck knows what happened to our man in the city, or not.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 23:36, closed)

I think that people have been throwing proper parties without you,
then letting you believe that a slice of cake in the office was the party, to avoid upsetting you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 8:55, closed)

People don't offer me cake anymore.
I'm not even asked to sign a card.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 12:35, closed)