Mine was rather lovely this year
We had champagne on the London Eye then dinner on a boat on the Thames. I made my excuses and left shortly after the shots and the dancing began and I was home and relatively sober before midnight, carrying a bottle of wine from the secret santa.

My missus, on the other hand, drank white wine at her office do. 99% of the time she's a mild-mannered, gentle creature who barely raises her voice but once she's had a taste of the white wine it's time to hide behind the sofa cushions. It wasn't so bad this time, but apparently she'd fallen out with two people who work in nearby offices and had a blazing row with the "gay fuck" and the "fucking bus bitch". I would attempt to recount the argument here, but even after having it described to me four or five times later that evening in increasing levels of volume I have to admit I'm still hazy on the details - it was about a business plan, or something like that. Like Dragons' Den but with swearing.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:00, 5 replies)

good job the people she fell out with weren't foreigners.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 21:54, closed)

I'm sure the incident will be on Youtube in a few hours
and then on the news by teatime
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:00, closed)

Drunken fury fuck?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:55, closed)

The London Eye, sounds like a euro version of Jap Eye.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:37, closed)