Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
For Christmas 1998 I treated myself to a gay holiday. This took place at a clothing optional
resort in Florida. There were different activities everyday and the food was very nice. The place really redefined, as camp as Christmas. One group of men invited me to play water sports with them, to cut a long and erotically charged story short I became quite good at water polo.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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became quite good at water polo ended up pissing in my own mouth
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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It was a plot twist. Never mind, soon be dead.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:50,
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gay holiday. This took place at a clothing optional
resort in Florida. There were different activities everyday and the food was very nice. The place really redefined, as camp as Christmas. One group of men invited me to play water sports with them, to cut a long and erotically charged story short I became quite good at water+ mint
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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The homophobe in me likes this.
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Muns, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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Homophobes also hate Polo mints?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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I think it's because I eliminated all the gayness.
In many ways, I'm just like Hitler.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:52,
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Hitler was vegan.
That's well gay.
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Muns, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:55,
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Oh well, I'm halfway there.
Like a "just curious" Hitler.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:29,
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