Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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My great grandmother made a bit of money as a pub landlady so she was the one relative guaranteed not to be short of a penny or twowhich is why for Christmas every year of the 1970s she gave us a selection of chip shop forks and ice cream spoons that she'd collected off Southport beach.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:38,
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You don't make money by pissing it up the wall on ungrateful kids.I should know, I'm fucking skint.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:40,
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Also she sounds delightfully mental.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:40,
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She was proper fucking bonkers.When she got gas central heating she'd turn off the pilot to save fuel, and then phone up a relative each evening to pop around and relight it. And because she had cash in the back the daft buggers did too.
She knew perfectly well how to light it and not one of them got a single penny.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:43,
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my dear old nan used to steal plastic cutlery from aeroplanes.and all her condiments from the cafe in BHS. she was fucking minted as well, the mad old bat.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:59,
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probably stuck it all on ebay, sold it back to the airlines(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:06,
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you insensitive cunt. she's been dead 20 years.and thank the lord for that - she'd have been a terror if she'd had ebay.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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Or Maybay if I told you the right words, at the right time,Would you be mine?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:09,
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