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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Running a pub during the festive season is of course very lucrative and on the whole people
are full of the joys of Christmas whether naturally or through inebriation. Some however become too tired and emotional and suffer from Irish Ambassador Embassy party syndrome and begin to speak in vino veritas. Totally unacceptable behaviour and words and of course when as a responsible landlord you ask these people to modify their behaviour in about 100% of cases you are told to "fuck off you miserable cunt, Christmas innit."
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:16, 5 replies)
I love people who use <insert occassion> as an excuse for being a cunt.
I once had to break up a fight, despite an onlooker protesting 'Just let him get it out of his system mate, his cat died today!'.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:44, closed)
Rememberance Sunday was the worst and almost always from women. Go figure.
That date became, closed for private party.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:13, closed)
The only problem with Christmas is people who go out twice a year and have no fucking idea how 'out' actually fucking works.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:49, closed)
Are you suggesting that standing in a dark, noisy room, with people you don't like
isn't the way to have a good time?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:05, closed)
Yes, Christmas in pubs is ruined for regular drinkers.
My Feast of Epiphany party became much more successful than the cash cow of New Year's Eve and purely for the reason that the twice a year visitors were absent.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:18, closed)

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