were the Jehovahs witness's tight bastards as well as religious zelots?
Spam and Crackers for any dinner is a bit grim, you could of had a nice roast to celebrate not having to spunk £100's of pounds on presents no one wants and to kids who think that a fat bastard with a drink problem has given them a new 3DS XL not you and your hard earned cash.

It's like a vegetarian saying as I don't eat meat so I'll suck on this car tyre instead

Edit..just noticed your sig that was my sig for ages till someone called me a dyslexic twat
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:19, 1 reply)

Some girls like the taste of rubber.

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:20, closed)

Is that what your Mum told you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:27, closed)

she just likes cock
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:29, closed)

I wish I'd known that before I covered mine in strawberry jam.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:43, closed)

The rubbers were because she got fed up of having to scrape all the jam out of herself afterwards.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:49, closed)

Oh man.
Have I been at the wrong end, again?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 20:52, closed)