Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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My dad once felt it necessary to tell me how my mother's menstrual cycle ruined their honeymoon.Can't honestly say I was thankful, but it probably wasn't as bad as when he told me all about my conception.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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My mum once came out of the bathroom and said "It's like the Battle Of The Somme down there, I tell you."I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons why I do Bad Things sometimes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:56,
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You mean young men run screaming up a big trench?(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:23, closed)
Knee deep in shit? (, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:54, closed)
There's a dead horse and barbed wire everywhere?Phwoar
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:25,
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