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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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No, she made inappropriate verbal advances which were ignored, repudiated and for which I chided her in public. I made certain that there was also another adult with me if she was to be there.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 7:00, 2 replies)

I made certain the restrictions on my bail required
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:37, closed)
You liked her tits, though.
I'm guessing that without another adult present you'd be too tempted to give them a quick molest, is that right?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:22, closed)
As long as you say "honk honk" when you do it it's all completely legal.

(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:32, closed)

Your morality isn't mine.
(, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 10:58, closed)
^^paedo pride^^

(, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 8:53, closed)

If you can even have such repugnant thoughts, you're even less a human than some could imagine you, using your former posts as evidence for judgement against you.

It is probable that many think you to be a sad, pathetic life form. On the other hand, I guess that you're ready to be type-cast in your current form: an old act, over done, and more milked than Bessie the Cow's ancient udders. Are you Jim Carrey?

I doubt that you would speak, in the manner you have posted so many times to so many, to a person in their presence unless you had a bevy of swift-witted lawyers in tow, or at least some chunky minders.

Right glad I am to see that you changed your sig. That change was a cunning trick, wasn't it? Oh my! Raisins were objecting to being associated with you and your genitals, without you having paid a license fee and royalties.

Why you are tolerated here or anywhere else defies even the wildest and most perverse imagination.

One can only wish that you receive that which it appears you so richly deserve.
(, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 11:55, closed)
Shhh now, paedo.

(, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:08, closed)
save your speeches for Parliament m8

(, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 19:54, closed)

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