This Christmas
...my lovely, dearest girlfriend got me a little hand written tag with our future address written in Chinese on it so that when we move over there next month, should little Halfaxa get lost all he has to do wave said tag in front of a taxi drivers face and hopefully be taken home and not wake up in a bath tub full of ice with various organs missing or sold into male prostitution.

No Christmas next year though.
(Halfaxa, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 13:46, 9 replies)

Don't be silly,
If they harvested his organs they'd hardly leave him alive.
More likely they'd make him disabled and get him to beg on the subway.
( Zuowan, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 14:14, closed)

She's actually written 'please help yourself to this; I've only brought him over for the insurance money.'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 14:24, closed)

So what you're saying here is that you're going to live in a country without learning the language?
You fucking sicken me.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 15:43, closed)

Sounds to me like he's a Mail order bride.
Probably a crack addicted rent boy looking for a an easy ride in life, the fucking sponger.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 15:58, closed)

Going over there and shagging their women.
It's a fucking riberty.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 19:03, closed)

Or, so they know where to send the ransom note.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 0:30, closed)

We had 2 Aussie girls worked in our office who had a similar system.
They'd write their address on the palm of their hand before a night on the piss, so they could just show it to a taxi driver.
(username failed moderation, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:07, closed)

That's odd.
Aussie girls in the UK usually just show their clunge to the taxi driver. It may have been a more purposeful place to record their home address.

Besides, creepers like Shambolic may read it from their hand. That's far too gruesome an outcome to contemplate.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 12:13, closed)

I'm not saying they don't do that
but they've still got to get home afterwards.

"15 quid love"

"How about this?" lifting skirt.

"Got anything smaller?"
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:08, closed)