Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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It worries me that you've implied that had the security guy been smaller than you you would have twatted him.The fact that you're easily provoked into physical violence towards those who annoy you and are smaller than you does not at all bode well for your baby.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 23:40,
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It'll very quickly learn not to argue with its parents.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 0:13,
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Until the day it's taller than its dad..(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:24,
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And also suggests that he's a fucking coward and, ironically, given that someone on this thread is whining about 'the usual cunts', a terrible, terrible bully.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 0:52,
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if his missus has any sense she'll a) leave him for someone who isn't a council estate scumbag, b) get him to foot the bill for all future childcare via the CSA(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 0:53,
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Terrible bullying of vinegar Strokes and Battered.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:25,
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CSA don't exist no more.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 8:12,
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