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Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Bollocks
Ever played the game "Bollocks"?

Essentially, two (or more) people take it in turns to exclaim "bollocks", the aim is to be the one that says it the loudest.

The game needs to be played in a place where shouting "bollocks" is frowned upon, lest it become a game of "who can shout the loudest". My good friend James and I, being good choir boys in our local church choir, found that the best game play could be found during services, in particular during the sermon.

The trick is to follow the rise and fall of the vicar's voice and try to coincide with a forcefully made point.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, 5 replies)
See also "Bogies"
...made famous by TV's Dick and Dom
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, closed)
Bogies
Was based on Bollocks, not the other way round. We were playing this game back in the early 90s, when Dick and Dom were just dreaming of their subsequest glittering careers.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, closed)
I used to do a variation of this in school assembly when singing hymns.
"All things bright and beautiful" became

"Bol-locks, bollocks, bo-oh-oh-llocks" etc.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, closed)
Anyone who's ever camped out at a festival
is not only aware of this game, but also aware of how incredibly annoying it is.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:26, closed)
Used to
do this in the early 80s when the Legion was the only place open on a Sunday night and they had bingo on. The word at the time though was "tits".
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:34, closed)
Oooh, I used to play this
but it was "Penis"
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 4:47, closed)

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