Turns out
between me and three mates we have managed to relive ourselves against every church in the city center. It's not a proud achievement.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:15, 4 replies)

So your story is,
you and your friends have poor bladder control and a lack of respect.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:26, closed)

let he who is without piss cast the first urinal cake.
I think a whole load of people will have been caught short and relieved themselves against a building or other upright structure. On most occasions these will be owned by someone. I would venture the opinion that such an act taking place against a non consecrated structure would be equally disrespectful.

Just saying.
(OTT, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:58, closed)

You didn't read it carefully
He said they'd "re-lived" - I assume they're some kind of zombies, who manage to get life-force from the bodies in the graveyard.

Or something.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:07, closed)

This is much better,
as it puts me in mind of Altered Beast.

Rise from your grave...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16, closed)