Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
jimmy saville
touched my foofoo.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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That's by Coldplay isn't it?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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The coroner said it
was pneumonia.
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username failed moderation, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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hahahahahahahahahahahah
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08,
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Did he get frostbite?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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Did he break it
Or did he fix it for you?
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Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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I read that as "Jimmy Somerville"
Which made it seem oddly funny somehow.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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Inner or outer?
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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Its a good job
That gold rings don't tarnish
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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