I see famous people...
Hugh Laurie lives a few doors down from me. Last saw him banging on the off-licence door at 10.00am on Boxing Day.

Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton share two houses (adjoined by an underground tunnel) only a few streets away. Often see her dressed as a bag-lady, chain-smoking outside the local coffee shop.

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow live just up the hill, pass her chauffeur driven car most mornings.

Ricky Gervais lives further up the hill, my road is on his jogging route. I made £8k selling a decent snap of him running whilst listening to his iPod. The NOTW bought it and printed it under the headline 'iPodge' - that line even made it into his stand up routine!

Jude Law lives just down the hill, once saw him sat on his front doorstep bitching that he'd locked himself out. And the bastard can't drive, almost knocked me off my scooter one time.

Moving down the fame ladder:

Meg Matthews and Sadie Frost seen regularly at local gastropub.

Alex Garland rented the flat below me for two years.

Was on nodding terms with Chris Evans after I helped him stumble back to house after a heavy session at our local. He has since moved.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:55, 8 replies)

I'd move if I were you
Your neigbours are cunts
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:59, closed)

*spits tea at screen*
the sad thing is I know where he's talking about, my mate's ex was a proper Jude Law stalker
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:07, closed)

I bet you've wanked through all of their letterboxes

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:16, closed)

To be fair, though ...
who hasn't?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27, closed)

I couldn't get it up

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:59, closed)

Nah.
Only Paltrow's.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:42, closed)

Croydon is great, isn't it?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27, closed)

I was going to Say NW3 actually
Loads of celebs round there. I once saw a heavily pregnant Helena Bonham Carter dragging a shopping basket round Budgens. Also saw...David Grey, Liam Gallagher, That red-head bird that plays the mum in Outnumbered, Sylvester McCoy...there were probably others but can't think who at the moment.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 10:53, closed)