Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Jim Davidson. Rick Mayall.
Sod it, everyone else is being tenuous.
Jim Davidson was in the Bunch of Grapes in Bristol
(The 'G' has a tendency to go missing. Childish, very childish. Teehee)
I assume he was in panto. Due to the news at the time there was a certain amount of hostility towards him, which may have been why he didn't stay long. As he left a friend inquired "Are you off home to beat your wife again?" The rude prick never answered.
Bank holiday drinking with my friend Tom we were in another Bristol pub - he type that has exposed wooden beams and copper pans on the wall. We saw a man in there who looked like Rick Mayall. This was because he was Rick Mayall. I had to explain to Tom that hitting Rick Mayall with frying pans is only funny if it is on TV.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:06, 5 replies)
Sod it, everyone else is being tenuous.
Jim Davidson was in the Bunch of Grapes in Bristol
(The 'G' has a tendency to go missing. Childish, very childish. Teehee)
I assume he was in panto. Due to the news at the time there was a certain amount of hostility towards him, which may have been why he didn't stay long. As he left a friend inquired "Are you off home to beat your wife again?" The rude prick never answered.
Bank holiday drinking with my friend Tom we were in another Bristol pub - he type that has exposed wooden beams and copper pans on the wall. We saw a man in there who looked like Rick Mayall. This was because he was Rick Mayall. I had to explain to Tom that hitting Rick Mayall with frying pans is only funny if it is on TV.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:06, 5 replies)
You totally should have punched Jim Davidson.
He's an absolutely vile little man.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:16, closed)
He's an absolutely vile little man.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:16, closed)
Was that around the time
he was thumping lovely HTV presenter Alison Holloway for giggles?
The utter cunt
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, closed)
he was thumping lovely HTV presenter Alison Holloway for giggles?
The utter cunt
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, closed)
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