I've done quite a lot of voiceover work
For learning and training products. Chances are, if you've done a shit online training course, you've heard my shit voiceover and it's added a bit more misery to your day.

You're welcome.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:33, 8 replies)

Well, if you did the shit online fire training course i had to do a couple of month's back, one of your multiple choice questions was utterly fucking retarded.
Given THIS question:
What is THE MAIN cause of workplace fires?
1 Smoking.
2 Faulty wiring.
3 Arson.
4 All of the above.
The correct answer CANNOT logically be 4.
But that IS what's given as the correct one.
SORT IT OUT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:00, closed)

The answer is "stuj's exploding head of righteous indignation"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:32, closed)

Really I'm just pissed off that I didn't get to play with a fire extinguisher like we used to.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:37, closed)

So why are you so good at voiceovers then?
Do you sound like a celeb? or have one of those boring, supposedly trustworthy voices that marketing people seem to love?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:05, closed)

I'm cheap.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:44, closed)

no you haven't

(likeajackhammer, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:20, closed)

I thought I recognised your voice
but I couldn't remember where I'd heard it.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:53, closed)

Well! Now you know.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:57, closed)