ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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Aged 16, sitting with my first real (and quite posh) girlfriend during break time at school.She: What's that on your jeans?
Me (bending and sniffing): Cow poo.
She: *shock, horror, gasp*
Me: What?
I dunno, growing up on the farm, it's just another substance that tends to be around the place a lot. Having it on your jeans didn't seem any more shocking to me than had I replied "water", "oil" or "blood". No big deal as far as I could see.
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teedyay, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:16,
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What smells and hums?Dung!
Yay for the late great Spike Milligan. Anyways, what a spot of bother with animal shit on your country casuals old chap.
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:45,
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Yeah, but in fairness to her it WAS on the crotch of your jeans.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:06,
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And all round his mouth.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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She wasn't so poshIf she was, then she wouldn't've gone out with a guy in jeans :)
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I'm not sure of that.Maybe it was the fact that it was cow shit, rather than thoroughbred horse manure, that caused the shock.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 11:03,
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