ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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Pour it into a whisky decanter,and serve it to people who don't know any better when they come round as it'll look posher than Bells. I've been doing this for years.
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This only works on people who delude themselves that single malt is a magically superior drink but actually can't tell the difference in a blind test.Or 'the human population of the planet'.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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What about those of us who drink both single malt and blended whiskies,and appreciate each on their own merits?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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Mix the two together, it lasts longer that way.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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