ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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Our next door neighbours have a Staffy and three kids, and a large trampoline in their back garden.We have none of these things, therefore we're clearly better than them in every way.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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You clearly live in the sort of area that keeps staffies.Rather than staff.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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Infertility is a badge of honour, now?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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It really should be. Possibly medal worthy.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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Saving the planet, one nappy mountain-shaped hole at a time.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:25,
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Staffies.Nice dogs, but owning one is a sure sign of impotent rage at one's social standing.
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Ken Oath, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:09,
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I like thisbecause I sound like your neighbour. :D
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You might well be.Have you also recently moved to this country from Unspecifiedistan?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:16,
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HmmNope, you must be a couple of doors down then. :)
Also my staffy is a lab cross.
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