Class
Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
tl;dr - "rich girls treat me as a pet"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:57,
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i don't think they'd want you
they only want rich, successful men.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:08,
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I've bumfucked the daughter of an earl under his carefully trimmed yew hedge
Posh girls like a bit of rough.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:11,
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You nonced the aristocracy during operation yewtree?
Points for audacity!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:37,
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what a nasty euphemism for his balls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:57,
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So she's a member of the 'arristocracy?
no need to book, I'm here all week
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Try the veal.
And by veal I mean anus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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Isn't eating anus cannibalism for you Shambo?
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:57,
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