
Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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My family's exciting line of business is shoe-shops. My grandfather, who took over the business from his father, was notoriously right-wing.
There is a story - how true it is I don't know, but it has the whiff of plausibility at the very least - that at some point in the 50s, one of the people he employed as a shop assistant finally managed to scrape together the money to buy himself his first car. It was second-hand, and nothing special, but it was still a car.
According to the story, my grandfather's response was to cut his pay, on the grounds that shop assistants who can afford a car are clearly paid too much. We can't have the proles getting above themselves, can we?
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:40, 6 replies)

except the version we heard as kids related to Lord Pilkington out of off of glass.
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that my grandfather wasn't the originator of this, but heard about someone else doing it, and took that as inspiration. He was a man who refused to set foot in a Co-op because of its socialism...
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From what I remember of him, he liked a decent argument more than he disliked lefties. Shame he didn't drink, really.
Except cider, which didn't count for some reason. A peculiar person.
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