
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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What, exactly, do women see in him?? Any female b3tan's care to enlighten me?? Maybe I can work out where I'm going wrong...
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:57, 6 replies)

He looks he's been dragged through a hedge backwards several times.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:12, closed)

And the chance to flog the story to the News of the Screws after.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:10, closed)

maybe age has something to do with it.
Saw his booky-wook for 50p t'other day, wasn't tempted.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)
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