I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
In a similar vein
I can't see why blokes claim to like lapping up *those* bodily fluids from *down there*. How's that any different to, say, sucking on your girlfriend's runny nose?
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:26,
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hmm
Tastes better than snot though...
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Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:27,
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If you don't actually know the difference
then dear god, I pity your girlfriend.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:28,
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I am currently without girlfriend
Draw your own conclusions at your peril.
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:34,
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Surely you could say the same about kissing
BUT I LOVE IT REET
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:34,
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Some serious french-type, obviously!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50,
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sod french.
How about Australian?
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Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53,
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