I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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But the ultimate expression of love and trustis to squirt your load up someone's sarlacc pit.
Some people say it with flowers, but if you really care, say it with half a bottle of vodka, some easy listening music, and a BIG tub of margarine.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:26,
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clicking the replyspanky, you bastard. i've just spat coffee on my keyboard because of you. again.
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Sarlacc Pit???with tentacles and big teeth
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:00,
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And probably containing the full undigested body of Boba Fettcomplete with armour and that rocket jet pack.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:18,
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Oh dear godI just laughed till I cried... Such poetry :)
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Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:08,
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Margarine?Sensitive lovers use lard.
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no lard if you are Vegan(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, closed)
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