Stuffing your face with cheese after already having eaten a nice meal
now I'm not the biggest cheese fan anyway, I've gradually encouraged myself to eat it (I love it when melted particularly. Can't eat the stinky stuff though), but I've noticed that people who do really like cheese tend to go mental when presented with a cheese board after a meal and will shovel whole fucking wheels of the stuff down their throats sat on top of a biscuit.

Frankly it goes beyond not being able to understand the attraction to being outright disgusted by it.

I see it as akin to stuffing lumps of butter into your gaping maw, despite already being nicely full of a pleasant variety of tasty food that was the meal just eaten.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:29, 8 replies)

ERROR
I thought better of you mate.

*tuts*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:29, closed)

don't have a problem with people liking, and eating cheese
I will happily eat a fondue. It's the frenzy of cheese-eating after a meal that baffles me.

It is quite disgusting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:32, closed)

It's not just that
it completely ruins any flavour in the wine.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:36, closed)

that's why one has a fortified wine
such as port, to hand. It has enough testes to compete with cheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:51, closed)

Surely you can have port anyway
...without the cheese? Or indeed at any and all other times...

Port is good...
(Mumm-ra, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:30, closed)

Haha
I bloody love a cheese board!
*said whilst stuffing edam in my face*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:39, closed)

Thank fuck - I thought I was the only one who didn't get this.
For me, after the main meal is a time to refresh the palate with something that contrasts with the flavours of the meal. I can't think why I would want to fill my mouth with cloying lumps of sticky brie on top of fart-dry biscuits, when I can choose a lovely lemon sorbet or a wonderful tiramisu.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:55, closed)

Loves cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:53, closed)