I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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actually no...mrs spimf and i have been together 20 years. i have the utmost love and respect for her, you say...
'It strikes me as indicative of a deeply brutal, misogynistic way of seeing a partner.'
i do beg to differ but then i would venture that probably the 'executive' (a little invention of mine) would not be to your taste...
batter a fat line
recline in sofa dent
spark up (brandy or whisky in other hand obv)
watch fave porn scene whilst being 'attended to'
splendid!
EDIT: mrs spimf has taken great exception to this - she has insisted i point out the following
1. it was HER invention
2. 21 years actually
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:51,
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^^^...agreed. There's not a lot better than what you have just described.
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Still not sold on 'em(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:35, closed)
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