
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Why she's seen as being the most attractive woman ever is beyond me. She's even being called the next Angelina Jolie despite the fact that she's no-where near as gorgeous, and that her acting abilities seem to be limited to her standing there and looking "hawt". She's got a horrible square, squashed looking face, and her nose is such an odd and squashed shape. She's got beautiful eyes, I'll give her that, but the rest? Buh?
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:07, 10 replies)

she looks like a cheap Page 3 slapper with those ridiculous lips
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)

She's not bad looking, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she is a cheap slut.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:15, closed)

gammy thumb, seriously... google it. I think the Jolie comparisons are due to the tattoos more than anything else tbh.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:22, closed)

I have thumbs like that. It can be a pain in the arse when I go bowling, but apart from that it's no big deal.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:29, closed)

I have freaky fingers but I'm not being judged as the sexiest woman in the world.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)

My fingers are bloodied chewed stumps But if you're supposed to be sexiest. woman. evar. it's a bit of a 'thing'.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:04, closed)

She is better looking than I'll ever be so I can't judge!
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:40, closed)

just like the thought of jesus eating a packet of prawn cocktail crisps...unnnnngghhuh *spadge*
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:47, closed)

She has a very sexy figure too, and she seems to know how to show it off.
But so do a lot of porn stars - and at least they aren't supposed to be able to act.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:16, closed)
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