Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Why she's seen as being the most attractive woman ever is beyond me. She's even being called the next Angelina Jolie despite the fact that she's no-where near as gorgeous, and that her acting abilities seem to be limited to her standing there and looking "hawt". She's got a horrible square, squashed looking face, and her nose is such an odd and squashed shape. She's got beautiful eyes, I'll give her that, but the rest? Buh?
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:07, 10 replies)
she looks like a cheap Page 3 slapper with those ridiculous lips
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)
She's not bad looking, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she is a cheap slut.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:15, closed)
gammy thumb, seriously... google it. I think the Jolie comparisons are due to the tattoos more than anything else tbh.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:22, closed)
I have thumbs like that. It can be a pain in the arse when I go bowling, but apart from that it's no big deal.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:29, closed)
I have freaky fingers but I'm not being judged as the sexiest woman in the world.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)
My fingers are bloodied chewed stumps But if you're supposed to be sexiest. woman. evar. it's a bit of a 'thing'.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:04, closed)
She is better looking than I'll ever be so I can't judge!
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:40, closed)
just like the thought of jesus eating a packet of prawn cocktail crisps...unnnnngghhuh *spadge*
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:47, closed)
She has a very sexy figure too, and she seems to know how to show it off.
But so do a lot of porn stars - and at least they aren't supposed to be able to act.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:16, closed)
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