I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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My ex didn't 'get' anal sex....He didn't see the point, apparently.
The point is, one gets to feel like an extremely dirty whore for a short time safe in the knowledge that outside the confines of one's bedroom, he still treats you like a Duchess.
Mind you, he had been to public school. I don't think he ever had something alien rammed up his shitter but he protested just a little too much. Worried that expressing a desire to do his lady up the wrong un would mean he was gay or something.
Whatever.
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Sallyrsm, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:01,
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incoming needy bastard GAZ alert!BRACE FOR IMPACT!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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Mykinda girl!
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!He didnt love the love that dare not speak its name, the brown love???? What is he some kind of puff????
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If he'd been to public schoolI would advise that he knew all about those hunnish practices
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marry mequick!
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