souped up cars
crappy ones... even saw a pimped out old nissan micra in brizzle.

People spend so much money on doing up their corsas, saxos... You can't polish a turd... Can you?

Why do they do it?
( zulu eh?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:06, 7 replies)

Chavvy wagons - mehhhhhh
And why does it sound like there is someone trying to bang their way out of the boot? And their exhaust pipes look like something that they used to drill the Channel Tunnel with. AND, while I'm ranting my flaps off, why put a shelf on the back of your car? Makes me want to put a plant pot and some family photos on it. Mutter, mumble, grumble, etc
(pussy twaddle performs indiscretions in branches of Millets..., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:41, closed)

Around Reading
there lives a completely rancid, rusty Austin Metro, with shining chrome spinners. Real ones too, not Halford's special plastic jobbers.
( Soggy, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:59, closed)

You've been Nova taken
Funniest sticker I have ever seen on the back of a souped up yet still rusting piece of crap.
(Andino, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:06, closed)

You can't polish a turd, no.
But that doesn't stop people trying.


One thing that I always find hilarious is when they remove the badges, as if that will suddenly make the car look completely different.
'You know, at first I would've said it was a Corsa but now you've taken that Vauxhall badge off, I'd have to guess at it being a Mercedes or maybe an Audi...'
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:06, closed)

mythbusters
says you can polish a turd. they did it.
(fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:10, closed)

you have to freeze it first

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:48, closed)

One in Southsea
Mint green, Polo, It really was, but you know on certain tuned cars they replace the bonnet with a carbon fibre one and leave it unpainted, well this fella decided, ooh i can paint this bonnet black and everyone will spaff their trousers because it's a carbon fibre bonnet, only thing is that it looks like he ran out of black hammerite 2 inches from the front of the bonnet leaving, in comparison, a very bright mint green stripe with black brushmarks.

Not so much spaff in my trousers rather than a little bit of wee from laughter
( Radebe, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:42, closed)