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Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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How in shuddering fuck is something that sickly sweet with a gacky nasty texture meant to be nice?

Dark chocolate though is food from the Gods.

And whilst I'm at it. Blow jobs. Fine for gaining wood inbetween shags. But why the fuck would you want your cock in a girls mouth, when you could be pounding away at her foof?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:09, 15 replies)
Now this is just wrong...
For a start - DARK CHOCOLATE ???
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)
If he means Bourneville of god-forbid Green & Blacks
then he's eating the chocolate equivalent of a £7 bottle of Vodka.

and I'd quite happily take 30% salary cut if I could have someone under the desk all day going at it like a dog eating a hot chip.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)
Shouldn't your subject line be "Milk and White Chocolate"?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:12, closed)
re: blow jobs
Simple answer = laziness.

Why waste all that energy when you could be doing fuck all?

It's like the two bulls at the top of a hill story: Young bull says to the old bull, "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows". Old bull goes, "Pft, let's walk down and fuck them all".

(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)
look if your mum likes a bit of cock fair enough
just wipe the cheese off when your finished
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:18, closed)
The fact that you are referring to a vagina as a 'foof' proves
without a shadow of a doubt, that you are a spotty virgin who still lives with his mum.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:31, closed)
Foof is my favourite word.
But if you like I'll say pussy.

The fact that you used the V word proves you are either a doctor, some sort of pervert or a girl.

I am thirty-three years old.

My mum lives in Dorchester. I live in Jakarta.

I have been in South East Asia for seven years, five of which were spent in Bangkok.

Draw your own conclusions.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)
"draw your own conclusions"
that you're a cunt?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:54, closed)
ladyboy, hooker
or both
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:38, closed)
You've not had a decent blow job. Otherwise you would know why. OMG, so good!
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:52, closed)
^ this

(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, closed)
Agreed. And not too far fetched. I'm 37 and had a mate confide in me the other week that he'd never had a "proper" blow job.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:20, closed)

(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:15, closed)
I'm with you.
I'd much rather have a cock in my foof.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:03, closed)
Have a click
Because you used the word foof
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, closed)

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