Chocolate.
How in shuddering fuck is something that sickly sweet with a gacky nasty texture meant to be nice?

Dark chocolate though is food from the Gods.

And whilst I'm at it. Blow jobs. Fine for gaining wood inbetween shags. But why the fuck would you want your cock in a girls mouth, when you could be pounding away at her foof?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:09, 15 replies)

Now this is just wrong...
For a start - DARK CHOCOLATE ???
( SpankyHanky, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)

If he means Bourneville of god-forbid Green & Blacks
then he's eating the chocolate equivalent of a £7 bottle of Vodka.

and I'd quite happily take 30% salary cut if I could have someone under the desk all day going at it like a dog eating a hot chip.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

Shouldn't your subject line be "Milk and White Chocolate"?
.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:12, closed)

re: blow jobs
Simple answer = laziness.

Why waste all that energy when you could be doing fuck all?

It's like the two bulls at the top of a hill story: Young bull says to the old bull, "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows". Old bull goes, "Pft, let's walk down and fuck them all".

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

look if your mum likes a bit of cock fair enough
just wipe the cheese off when your finished
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:18, closed)

The fact that you are referring to a vagina as a 'foof' proves
without a shadow of a doubt, that you are a spotty virgin who still lives with his mum.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:31, closed)

Foof is my favourite word.
But if you like I'll say pussy.

The fact that you used the V word proves you are either a doctor, some sort of pervert or a girl.

I am thirty-three years old.

My mum lives in Dorchester. I live in Jakarta.

I have been in South East Asia for seven years, five of which were spent in Bangkok.

Draw your own conclusions.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)

"draw your own conclusions"
that you're a cunt?
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:54, closed)

ladyboy, hooker
or both
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:38, closed)

Clearly
You've not had a decent blow job. Otherwise you would know why. OMG, so good!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:52, closed)

^ this

(BarryChuckle, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, closed)

^
Agreed. And not too far fetched. I'm 37 and had a mate confide in me the other week that he'd never had a "proper" blow job.
(dchurch bah, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:20, closed)

Virgin!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:15, closed)

I'm with you.
I'd much rather have a cock in my foof.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:03, closed)

Have a click
Because you used the word foof
(Khalek finally logged in again on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, closed)