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Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Telling everyone about your mundane life via Facebook
I really couldn't give a shit:

a: what you are eating for fucking breakfast, yum!
b: that your really excited about your tossing wedding plans.
c: that you've coughed twice and are feeling a bit poorly
d: that you had a great weekend with the girlies, love you hunnies xxx
e: that your team beat another team in a sport I couldn't care equally less about
f: that your having a such a great time out with your friends, you've had to stop and use facebook to let me know
g: that it's nearly Friday, yay! or
h: your pissed off it's monday again.

Please just fuck off. Only let me know if:

a: you've won the lottery
b: you've had a boob job
c: you've suddenly become single
d: you have a terminal illness
e: you fucked a celebrity
f: you got fucked by a celebrity
g: you've got free tickets
h: murdered Katie Price

Thanks in advance.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:30, 10 replies)
don't care what your fucking baby looks like

it's a baby

they all look the same
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:40, closed)
That is to say, they all look like wrinkled, tiny aliens.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:56, closed)
You missed one...
"...is bored"
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:46, closed)
Or the saddest biggest attention seeking cry for help:
..."Is pissed off"

To be followed by cronies posting...

"What's up hun?" and "You ok babe?"

(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)
I agree
and I'm eating an apple, whilst wondering what I will wear down the aisle, and I have the sniffles, after a great w/e wiv da huns, drew to wigan :-( , don't have a facebook account but I have stopped skiving with b3ta to let you know, and will be glad when this week's over and X factor is on. Shit day - Monday!
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:55, closed)
One thing that I can't stand...
... is people who don't know the difference between you're and your. I'd rather read 1000 mundane facebook updates that are grammatically correct than one that isn't.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:59, closed)
Facebook twats
I agree with you there, I just delete those annoying people and have no notifications turned on.

However, I'm too pussy to post this as my status and actively try to get rid of the fuckers. Bah.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:03, closed)
I hve two incredibly annoying people on mine
Basically early 20s on off relationship with a kiddy wink in the middle.

every single status is 'Im sooooo pissed off with *****! he/she is such a dick' and the other one would retaliate and therefore play out their entire argument for the eyes of a few hundred friends too see.

Its worse when they're getting on well and they have borderline pornographic conversations about the fun they had at the weekend.

Have some self respect please thank you.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:54, closed)
A similar couple clog up my news feed
But they are in their late 20s, so it's only gonna get worse for you, I'm afraid ... ;)
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:58, closed)
Never nothing good either
Never stuff like "Woke up this morning, dropped my laptop between my legs, I have only got Rickets" or something, but oh no it's more like "on the bus"...great !
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:17, closed)

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