Well thanks...
For dragging back memories of Episode 1.

In the passing of time - I grew to accept that movie as a scene-setter...but Jar-cunting-Jar is still a bridge too far.

Loving your work as always Spanks - on the subject of Movies, Have you conceded that Ghostbusters 2 isn't as good as the first one yet?

Ignore me - I went out for a liquid lunch and am still a bit squiffy

and I have flakelet 1's parent's evening tonight...doh.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:11, 2 replies)

I managed half of Episode I
recently before the dvd ended up being used as a glittery and rather fetching frizbee. Jar Jar Binks - WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT ABOUT??? If I ever meet George Lucas I'll kick him square in the balls for that fucking monstrosity. Though I imagine Mr Lucas has bodyguards and always wears a protective cup; that'll teach him to infect my brain with a seven foot tall amphibious bastard.

Parents evening... Jesus... Just remember to keep your trousers on, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

Oh god....

I knew I'd forgotten something.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, closed)

You can have your cock hanging out your fly
for the sake of fashion. Just don't point it at anyone.

Parents evenings... Now there's a whole QOTW in that alone. I'll never forget the look of unadulterated pride on my mum's face when Mrs Durno, my form tutor at the time, showed her the collection of willies she'd stored up that I'd made out of blu-tac when I should've been doing work. They were incredibly lifelike; had the veins and everything.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:21, closed)

Don't do what I did
tell the English teacher than she meant sitting when she said sat.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, closed)