RIGHT you slack jawed retards. This is it. Typing words like a child on b3ta.
Nobody, nobody ever thought you were cute when you were 14 years old in a shell suit and Reebok Pumps saying words or phrases like "Luffly" and "Awwwwww. Yous are cutes!!" did they?
So why do you harp on like this now when you're 30, overweight and sat in an office in Dudley?

If you ran your hot air balloon on a gut through a tub of glue, dived into a box of the fluffiest feathers and looked like a fucking Ewok (I'm tailoring this to the target audience), nothing would change. You'd STILL be that fucking freak talking like a mongoloid.
If you rolly-polly fitness fighters spent ONE HALF HOUR speaking like "Ims goin on to da intranets!" you'd either get your heads filled in off some ASBO wielding thugs, or questioned over whether or not you have dodgy photos on your laptop.
And this would be one of the rare times I helped out those little ASBO fuckers. You fucking freak.

"Teh". You FAT, FUCKING, RETARD. That better be a typo.
That was shit 7 years ago. Now it's making b3ta, a one time bastion of glorious internet look like an AOL chat room.


And kittens don't talk.
SPASTIC.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:20, 20 replies)

YES!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

just breathe deep

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

I take great offence...

My office is in Coventry.

Other than that though, you're spot on.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)

Is this an example of JMG taking the internet rather seriously?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)

FUCKING YES!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:27, closed)

Dudley must have an incredibly HUGE
arse, that's all I can say...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, closed)

I kan haz teh agrees

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, closed)

GET IN!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:31, closed)

Kittens don't talk?
FUCK OFF THEY DO.
MEH
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:41, closed)

Fuck off, nonce.
I just accidentally clicked 'I like this' because of the fucking stupid button layout in here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:55, closed)

THE PEOPLE WHO USE QOTW MUST BE STUPID
BECAUSE THE LINK LAYOUT IS DIFFERENT!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:08, closed)

I thought all the fat fucking retards were on /talk
spouting the same shit every day
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, closed)

DON'T TRY AND CHANGE THE TOPIC.
We're ON to these nonce types!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, closed)

Fair enough
I couldn't really care either way

except for people who say "ickle" when they mean "little" or "lully" when they mean "lovely"

these people must die
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)

EXACTLY.
*Thumps desk*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:33, closed)

The same goes for women/men who call their partners 'hun'
"Hi Hun"

FUCK OFF!

/rage
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:24, closed)

I agree
Write correctly or fuck off you twee cunts
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)

You sir
can fuck right off, i'm from Dudley, the only office people there know is the dole office, i have to drive all the way to Wolverhampton to work. bastards.
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:05, closed)

Awwww
Awwwww, you are the cuteness, funny lickle angry manz!
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:38, closed)