with facebook fuckwits,,,
...who wish their kid happy birthday/tell them to get well soon/tell them theyre proud of their achievements via facebook. When the kid is 5. I swear to god, at least 4/5 posts a day from my facebook "friends" are this sort of drivel.

honestly, does your little scrote actually use facebook at the age of 5? Do they fuck.
(Singo69, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 20:55, 4 replies)

Just remove them
You'll be better off for it.

Think of facebook as a way to efficiently identify the idiot friends you have.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:57, closed)

i like your thinking.
theres going to be a facebook massacre, anyone with kids is getting cut.
(Singo69, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:48, closed)

I get
"Luv u Jaydn Tayler Morgan Loui" at least twice a day.

I think this is why I have no intent to have children. For fear of becoming "one of them"!
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:13, closed)

^^
glad im not the only one. most of the kids theyre sending a message to cant even fucking read never mind use a computer! I've got kids and I wouldnt dream of posting a message to them. tools.
(Singo69, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:06, closed)