spam and pop ups
seriously, who actually responds to these things?

hmm.. penis enlargement pills *click*
(Lord Chode, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 0:28, 5 replies)

True, but
who would respond to those emails that say "Hello, I'm a Nigerian Prince who needs money to get my 1000000 bazillions out of Nigeria, and you can have half of it."
Certainly nobody with a brain, and yet the news is stuffed with the footage of crying overweight spinsters who spent their last farthing trying to help out nice Mr. Gawande or whoever.
Basically, humanity is pretty stupid. "Oooh, I always wanted a bigger penis! And what a sweet deal!"
There's one born every minute.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 1:27, closed)

Absolutely
In an average month I reckon I get enough emails to make my penis 10 foot long, could have $285,000,000,000 in my bank account, have a string of beauties all begging to marry me, and enough viagra (or whatever else they sell now) to make my 10 foot penis permanently erect...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:52, closed)

from the contents of my junk mail folder
I could also clad my 10 foot erect penis in fake rolexes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:31, closed)

Indeed
And get mortgage approval on it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02, closed)

Duynno about mortgage approval
But with a 10 foot wang, surely planning permission is required? especially with all that viagra...you know - permanent erection kinda thing...

I must be bored, I'm making myself giggle at schoolboy jokes here...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:44, closed)