I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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My mum
Asked me if I liked eating out.
I was busy doing something at the time and didn't really engage my brain. Instead I gave her a long and rambling diatribe about my experiences of this activity. I conclulded with: "It's sort of ok, if the girl's clean and isn't on her period."
My mum sort of cleared her throat and responded: "No, son - I meant, do you like going to restaurants."
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, 12 replies)
Asked me if I liked eating out.
I was busy doing something at the time and didn't really engage my brain. Instead I gave her a long and rambling diatribe about my experiences of this activity. I conclulded with: "It's sort of ok, if the girl's clean and isn't on her period."
My mum sort of cleared her throat and responded: "No, son - I meant, do you like going to restaurants."
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, 12 replies)
Not related in the slightest, mate
But this weeks question is filled with bile and rage. Its fucking up my karma, innit?
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)
But this weeks question is filled with bile and rage. Its fucking up my karma, innit?
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)
Cheers, mate
Karma restored - might go and join one of those temple communitys in the mountains somewhere and light incense sticks and play Enya all day.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)
Karma restored - might go and join one of those temple communitys in the mountains somewhere and light incense sticks and play Enya all day.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)
Whoa
genius at work - take a step back Morse, your jobs under threat.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)
genius at work - take a step back Morse, your jobs under threat.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)
...and then you opened your eyes and saw a cup of tea by the bed?
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( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)
this reminds me
of my old firm where you had to put your interests on the intranet so people could search for you by hobby. as well as putting his hobbies as "fox hunting, air rage and drag", my then supervisor loved to search by "eating out" and then to try and work out which of the ladies that came up as fans were "being filthy" and which were "hopelessly unaware".
as he was a scrawny, seriously ugly mo-fo with a squint and the personality of a werewolf with PMT, i never thought it was the ladies who were "hopelessly unaware".
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:49, closed)
of my old firm where you had to put your interests on the intranet so people could search for you by hobby. as well as putting his hobbies as "fox hunting, air rage and drag", my then supervisor loved to search by "eating out" and then to try and work out which of the ladies that came up as fans were "being filthy" and which were "hopelessly unaware".
as he was a scrawny, seriously ugly mo-fo with a squint and the personality of a werewolf with PMT, i never thought it was the ladies who were "hopelessly unaware".
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:49, closed)
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