Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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winged beasts are so attracted to my blood. I was bitten on the lower shin by something last week whilst I slept, and the itching woke me up. Or rather scratching myself raw in my sleep woke me up. Eventually, the swelling went away along with the 2 inch wide blemish that looked not unlike a port-wine stain birthmark thing.
I've now got a tiny tiny scab, which I've just accidentally pulled off whilst scratching my leg and now I'm losing a lot of claret.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:44, 7 replies)
A tic..... check out the 'tic bite' images on Google.
So, not actually winged at all.... more a bloated sack of blood-vermin.
But you'd better get yourself to the doctor. Those things carry horrible diseases. You weren't anywhere near deers, were you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:57, closed)
It got me on the back of the knee on my other leg as well. Right on the crease too.
I'd had a skinful that night so hopefully it got passively pissed and choked on its own vomit.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:13, closed)
looking at the pics, you might be right. I'm going to make an appointment with the doc
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:25, closed)
A tic is an involuntary movement.
A tick is an annoying little bug.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, closed)
The little buggers love me to bits.
Manys the time ive wanted to cut off a limb because the pain and swelling from one little bite was driving me insane.
Horse flies and mosquitos, what is the bloody point of their existence?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:28, closed)
which seems to happen to me.
Buy some anti-histamine cream. Squeeze out a match head-sized blob and rub directly onto fresh bites. The relief is immediate and dramatic!
Also works on old bites that are still painful. I always cover the whole red area with cream, works just as well.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:48, closed)
I now live in Barcelona, and when i travel outside of the city in the summer, the tiger mosquitoes swarm to me. usually i only get bitten once or twice (an hour) - last year i got one bite that cuased the wholke of my forearm to swell, it was agony for three days.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:55, closed)
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