Last one before I go to bed
I can't see why people still have Ann Summers parties. They're sooooo 1990s. Back then it was a novelty, girls only night in, get pissed, talk about vibrators, the chance of winning an eraser shaped like a cartoon willy. But why is it still on the go? Their products are far cheaper elsewhere. (Compare the prices at Love Honey for example). and do girls need an excuse to have a night in/out? Can they not just organise one off their own backs rather than having a cackling harridan inviting people round so she can go "ooh, now here's a big one to get the fellas jealous, nyaa-ha-ha-haa"*

* based on a friend of Mrs SLVA who used to be a party organiser 15 years ago or so
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:06, 4 replies)

i am an early 20s female
and the thought of an Ann Summers party sickens me. Why? Why would you want to sit around for hours while some woman dangles dildos in your face? Not really my idea of a good time.

Im other news, one of my school 'friends' (she was the slaggy one) has been the host of Ann Summers parties since she was 18.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:28, closed)

when you say early 20s female
do you mean like this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_Garbo
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:48, closed)

Hahahahahaha
is she called Claire?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:29, closed)

fortunately not as I'd probably definitely be dead by now
And I and none of my friends are called Claire.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:15, closed)